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Feb Demotivational Poster


GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
Must....stop....giggling...
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
LOVE IT!
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


Missing -


TAGS: valentine february dead missing marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Reality Lord - August 9, 2016, 11:31 am

the plunger...because his wife loves bringing up old ****...lol
concern3 - August 9, 2016, 6:30 am
Outstanding poster, UP yours
lgvernon - August 8, 2016, 3:45 pm

Yes, the plunger. Effectively pounded in with that iron.
Silverheart - August 8, 2016, 2:14 pm

Brutally murdered with that plunger, and some of tne other products on the tray were used to hide the evidence.


SUB-WOOFERS IN TRUNK - Knock your socks off bass


TAGS: febuany
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ughomer

MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 10:13 am
You seen Jared lately...looks like KFC is offering better 5L's and he's been snarfin' back more than his share...teehee
Rudedog - February 20, 2013, 1:05 am
Jared's ridin dirty
GaryO - February 19, 2013, 9:13 pm
n-i-c-e
MuddySoapfish - February 19, 2013, 9:35 am
haha Those things never are really 12" - the one on the left bearly looks 10 !
PapaFox - February 19, 2013, 7:19 am
:-D


INSANITY - You only know where the edge is after you've gone over it.


TAGS: insanity february edge
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

autumnspirit - February 19, 2011, 2:48 am
Be there, done that may times...(but not literally)5 Leaps of faith
agdaniele - February 18, 2011, 11:36 pm
....and thensome. 5L


GERMANY -




ROOSTER COGBURN -




THE HANGOVER -


TAGS: february assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

SteveOh - February 19, 2011, 4:20 am
LOLLOLOL! epic!!
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:42 pm
wine gives me the worst hangover, feels like my head is gonna split. Don't get drunk off homemade wine. I guess my university exercised liver makes me immune to pretty much everything else lol
- February 17, 2011, 11:39 pm
I remember getting DTs from Moosemilk but not a hangover. (WTFO)
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:34 pm
i only get hangovers if i drink wine. just lucky i guess
crankyhead - February 17, 2011, 3:23 pm
You don't get hangovers? You must share your secret.
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:16 pm
i dont think mines that bad ever oh wait i dont get hangovers


CARNIVALS -




CARNIE BOB -




MISSION TO THE MOON -


TAGS: mission mormons moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:45 pm
Ron's a solution man!
sheiksaws - February 3, 2010, 12:47 am
HAAHAA love this one brother Ron.
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 9:21 pm
But that would make them Moonies,,,just sayin'
spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:19 pm
LOL! Nice work Ron, 5Ls. Mormons on the Moon and Jehovahs on...Jupiter?
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:21 pm
And this from Mr. Utah...5L
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:15 pm
Don't I wish 5L


NEW RESTAURANT ON THE MOON -


TAGS: restaurant moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.31/5

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ICEMAN - March 3, 2011, 12:03 am
Geeez, that joke sucks......... so good. 5 Oh Ron, where art thou?
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 12:17 pm
groan.... good one +5


IT'S OVER - I haven't seen a "REAR NAKED CHOKE" like that since the "UFC FALL BRAWL!!"




LOOKING UP AT THE MOON - its What you do at night. while millions of others are getting laid.


TAGS: moon feb 3rd
Rating: 3.8/5

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INSANITY -


TAGS: feb challenge crankyhead
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

spacedog - February 18, 2011, 6:02 pm
HA! This is easy. I don't have to take responsibility for anything anymore. Thanks Cranky, and 5L.
Iconoclast - February 18, 2011, 5:07 pm
Then there sure must be lots of people with insanity, because it often seems that everyone wants to blame others for whatever happens.


WOMEN ARE LIKE WINE -


TAGS: febchallenge cheap wine
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 5:44 pm
Fruity? 5L
Faceplant31 - March 1, 2010, 11:11 am
AMSOME SIR!


MARDI GRAS -




SECOND BEST -




BEFORE INTERNET PORN - You could get it in public, for only 1 cent But you needed both hands to work the machine.


TAGS: febchallenge beforeinternetp*** mutascope
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by valkor

tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:50 pm
Good one.
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:03 pm
Well played.


I LIKE MY WINE -


TAGS: febchallenge cheap wine
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by sickartist

hangmanheadphones - October 17, 2010, 8:54 am
There you go. But also easy to s******. ... Hm, worse than I thought it would be.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 11:47 pm
So you just volunteer your time then?
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:32 pm
Never got paid to dress one up.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 11:27 pm
We thought you were???
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:17 pm
I like mine aged, chilled, sharp on the tongue, and a hint of tannin and oak. I should just be a mortician. 5L
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 8:12 am
the pic...the lines...the who;e thing works very well indeed. 5 commando Poodles with a 6 of Bartles and James


TEAR GAS -


TAGS: febchallenge tear gas dad s promise
Rating: 4.15/5

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Fatt Matt - February 23, 2010, 12:03 pm
HA!


LOVE TIRANGLE -


TAGS: hair pulling feb4 muppets
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Me_ - April 15, 2010, 2:16 pm
Isn't Bert g**?
Woodywood03a - February 9, 2010, 2:25 am
Jerry Jerry Jerry!!!!
TheTrashHeap - February 5, 2010, 9:41 am
This motifake was brought to you by the letter S and the number 69.
pieman - February 5, 2010, 9:33 am
I laughed and beer sh** out my nose when I read it. 5 Avenue Qs


YOUR STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND -


TAGS: desert island february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.05/5

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TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 9:18 am
well... need to populate the island so, Saidie Benlap, XueYin Wang, Jordan Mohler, and a Marine to help me out John Finer. 'P.S. Im only 14 ;)
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 3:48 pm
Unbeatable, mooooo. But, for the records... Roselyn Sanchez, Vida Guerra, Adam Carolla (need a dude to hang with), and Michael Phelps... gotta make a half-hearted effort to get rescued.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 4:24 am
3 supermodels all pregnant with twins (verified female)...and Gilligan....he could make me coconut radios and whatnot and he'd provide no competition with the ladies.......beat that f***ers. 5L
Roadki11 - February 2, 2010, 4:17 am
Must... not... spelling ...nazi... (title not image) Mrs Roadki11, Summer Glau, Zooey Deschanel, Jessica Alba
LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 8:50 am
Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, and Beyonce for island lovin'! Fourth would be the Professor from Gilligan's Island. He'll figure out some way to keep me supplied with Coconut Viagra!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 1, 2010, 1:51 am
A person made out of cake, a person made out of bacon, a person made out of solar powered refrigerators, generators, and CD players, and a person made out of CDs I like.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:43 pm
1. Marisa Miller, to fill my eyes. 2. Beyonce to fill my ears. Rachela Ray to fill my belly. 4. Kate Beckensale to fill my bed. 5L
Produceman117 - January 31, 2010, 8:53 pm
1. Noah (to build a boat); 2. Bin Laden (because the search would never cease); 3. A Navy SEAL (to protect me from Bin Laden, survival tactics); 4. My girlfriend (secks, conversation, etc.)HONORABLE MENTION: MacGruber, Denise Milani
CANADA - January 31, 2010, 8:33 pm
and cubby must read mind because i want to fight with Gordon Ramsay too
CANADA - January 31, 2010, 8:32 pm
Brittany Snow,Michelle Trachtenberg, and my girlfriend. and the guy who runs hells kitchen, Gordon Ramsay cause I'm sure he could make a sweet sammich.
Cubbybear - January 31, 2010, 8:29 pm
My wife..*** Megan Fox...maid Christina Agulera...to sing me to sleep Gordon Ramsey ...to cook and fight with
ronsart - January 31, 2010, 8:10 pm
i repeat... 1. Denise M...*** 2. Miss Fox...*** 3. My wife...*** & cooking...lol 4. LogicDude...to keep the latrine cleaned.


SUSPICION -




FEB 10 - CHINA -




VALENTINES DAY - Time to reflect on that whole "till death" promise


TAGS: feb 14th
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Bovee

rerun - February 11, 2010, 11:01 am

If we don't hear from you after the 14th we will know.
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 10:53 am
she wont kill me, she would rather i suffer.
rerun - February 11, 2010, 10:50 am

Feb 17, 2010 Bovee memorial service, closed casket due to nature of injuries


LAKE POWELL -




SIX MORE WEEKS MY ASS -


TAGS: groundhog day february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.53/5

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GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 8:00 pm
LOL!! HA! 5 Puxsutawney Phil R.I.P's!!


GALILEO'S MIDDLE FINGER -




MY FIRST CAR -




RESIGNATION - With the sun's last rays You finally give up hope Of finding your keys




CHOCOLATE - At least Germany still has something...


TAGS: february calendar also hockey fail
Rating: 3.27/5

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LD0ne - April 21, 2010, 3:29 pm
BEER 2


Motifake Closed -


TAGS: motifake closed february march
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:37 pm

It'll actually be nice to have a few extra days off...
MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 12:04 am
Phew that'll be a nice 5L break for everyone!


Sweet Nothing -


TAGS: calendar february 1st fat love handles products
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:33 pm
Oh, you have an opinion. Just, for the luv of gawd, don't share it with your wife!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:17 am
My wife feels the 5ame way. I do too, but I'm a guy and this is a female product so I probably don't have an opinion, lol.


It was once said -


TAGS: quote g green shirley temple black death february 11 2014 85 years old rest in peace
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:10 pm
It’s just steve’s altar eggo…incurable waffle worshiper that he is
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:25 pm
you mean Steve and Steve?....Good idea. I like Steve, but Steve weirds me out.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 3:24 pm
Actually, just looked it up. The Fish and Chip franchise WAS named after him. Cool.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:41 pm
You 2 have got to stop following each other around and commenting...too funny.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 9:27 am
The fish and chip guy?
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 8:32 am
Filmdom’s darling…..and enigma, how to keep her small, and cute. Then aldulthood….and still talking like she was three…as an ambassador….sheeesh. Yeah, her movies were cute, but the actor that stole the show in some of her movies was Arthur Treacher.


Boxed Set -


TAGS: february 14
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - February 13, 2014, 1:57 pm
Old adage, LG, goes ~ "candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!"
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 1:49 pm

Durn...and when he asked, I said candy would be lovely.
mariand - February 13, 2014, 12:05 pm
Ahhhh....a proper gift to feed the optical illusion


GROUNDHOG DAY -


TAGS: february calendar
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

ipaprime - February 2, 2013, 11:15 pm
no he did the world cup
falloutghoul - February 2, 2013, 9:16 pm
With some Caviar?
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 7:41 pm
And then I made a nice light batter, fried him up and gone...oh did I mention a nice bottle of Chianti too?
falloutghoul - February 2, 2013, 7:17 pm
No, but it did predict Spain would win the world cup.
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 6:12 pm
A real Canadian doesn't need a weather report:outside in your fav'd T, flippies and jeans and hard white patches develop on your skin in under 10 mins = colder than -40c. White blistery patches under 10mins = warmer +40c. So far, pretty acurate teehee.
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 6:05 pm
Yeah, the only problem is all his picks end up with an 8 point spread...slimy little bugger!
Preacher Man - February 2, 2013, 1:29 pm
Why not? A couple weeks ago, I was looking at the NWS website, and the forecast was for mid-40's and no precipitation. It was, at that moment, snowing. So it's not like modern science can predict the weather any better.
Doggit - February 2, 2013, 11:15 am
Is there on octopus that picks the Super Bowl winner?


MEN WILL BE MEN -


TAGS: women will always be stronger than men zhang ziyi february calendar
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 11, 2013, 10:13 am
Thank you.
mariand - February 11, 2013, 3:23 am
HA!!!...this is a good one.
motifayk - February 9, 2013, 11:24 pm
The movie which it cmes from is also absolutely haunting "Memoirs of a Geisha" - an example of male dominance in this world.
rerun - February 9, 2013, 5:54 pm

nice picture, haunting.
motifayk - February 9, 2013, 3:00 pm
This is a calendar submission uggy.. Your calendar thread has this post too :P
ughomer - February 9, 2013, 2:58 pm
Moti ~ you must be on a "zhang high" because it's her birthday today!


WHEN HARRY MET TRANNY -




NOXIOUS GAS -


TAGS: tear gas day feb assignment here pull my finger
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 10:00 am
Philips ob-noxiousness, or the generations of inbreeding? LOL!
BoneCD - February 25, 2010, 8:43 am
Hate to say it GS, but it's been 3 if not 4 times now
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 8:27 pm
5L mmmmmm smells like in-breeding!
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:32 pm
Bravo GS, very funny. 5Ls.
Derek - February 23, 2010, 2:51 pm
Heheheh, Harry's in the zone


YOU DATE THE DEVIL ON YOUR OWN PAROLE. -


TAGS: february calendar devil online dating
Rating: 4.21/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 7:54 pm
That was my best stuff today. I'm mortified it is underappreciated (nooot). I'll have to get back to online dating now. Muahahahaha... :)


CATFIGHT OVER DINNER -




MY LIFE -




FOCUS -


TAGS: february carnies assignment
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

erock - February 5, 2010, 6:57 pm
funny stuff produceman!
Faceplant31 - February 5, 2010, 6:37 pm
Good stuff Pro!
spacedog - February 5, 2010, 5:20 pm
LOL! 5Ls.


FEBRUARY 2ND CHALLENGE -


TAGS: febchallenge ground hogs spam bacon
Rating: 3.8/5

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phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 9:30 am
Can I have a slice please?!
Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
How the devil did this get through my filter?


WHEN ATTRACTING SHARKS -




POLE DANCING -


TAGS: febchallenge pole dancing scottish games
Rating: 3.77/5

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agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:11 pm
Like this.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:14 pm
(to the song Spin Spin Sugar)


I'VE BEEN THROUGH DIAMONDS -




PINK FLOYD WAS RIGHT -




MICROSOFT ACCESSORIES - Even they're prepared for teargas attacks.


TAGS: february assignment
Rating: 3.4/5

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GreyScorpion - February 23, 2010, 3:49 pm
I think that mouse is Canadian, check his tutu. Nicely done 5L


CHARLEMAGNE -


TAGS: febchallenge frank
Rating: 3.35/5

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culos - March 2, 2011, 4:42 pm
Too bad for you he spoke French and held his main court in France...
LeifErikson - March 2, 2011, 2:27 pm
Charlemagne was carolingian anyways. That means he was german not french. So "Karl der Große" would fit better to him then "Charlemagne". ;)
rerun - February 17, 2011, 8:07 pm

Then there was Napoleon Shapiro.....pretty sure he was Jewish.
LOFMarine - February 17, 2011, 7:54 pm
Uh Derek, Napoleon wasn't French, he was Italian.
Derek - February 27, 2010, 6:53 pm
There was this chap Napoleon Bonaparte - was French, and won the odd battle here and there, and there...
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 4:41 pm
no worries Bro, I got what ya ment
MO - February 27, 2010, 4:39 pm
I see your quality hasn't sufferd any with the drinking. Oh, and change my last were to we're.
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 4:38 pm
Good to hear MO! I've been doing great too!
MO - February 27, 2010, 4:34 pm
BONE!!! *tackles with a big ol' hug* How the hell are yooooou!!! Were fine as boxed wine! She's good. She popped in last night, but nobody was on. Meh, timings off a bit!!
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
as you can tell I've been drinking...
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 4:30 pm
M = MO...and by the way, nice see ya again, how the hell is Nick? I'm never around when you guys are here. Either that, or I'm drunk and out when you're around!
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 4:28 pm
I just sent one to the "Q" for or M and sickartist...enjoy
CANADA - February 27, 2010, 4:12 pm
French Foreign Legion kicks alot of a**
MO - February 27, 2010, 3:52 pm
Frankly, I think you both got the ol' meat pipes on the brain. That's just sick.....
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 3:32 pm
h** diggity dog sickartist now you're on topic!
sickartist - February 27, 2010, 3:20 pm
Those "franks" were. I should have gone with those franks for this challenge.
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 3:05 pm
And here I thought Franks were invented by Germans...at least they told me that at Nathan's Famous Coney Island stand
sickartist - February 27, 2010, 2:38 pm
Wrong again Timmy. The Franks became the French.
cheesypoofs - February 27, 2010, 1:30 pm
Too bed Charlemagne was a holy roman emperor, what is now Italy...


NORAD - Brave Americans and Canadians serving to defend North America, since 1958.


TAGS: february usa canada military tribute
Rating: 3.33/5

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WTFO - July 3, 2011, 1:08 am
On fire right now. They also don't have any military capability to a**ist in NORAD. Corruption & ineptitude keep them from keeping Mexico safe.
SilentlyListening - July 1, 2011, 1:00 pm
My question - where the hell is Mexico? :)
- February 6, 2011, 3:41 pm
I've worked with Canadian forces a number of times and enjoy serving with them. They're a lot less politically correct and more focused on the big things. (WTFO)
- February 6, 2011, 3:38 pm
The main reason is because NORAD is a result of the cold war. The threat was from Russia. Canada is in the best position to protect a polar attack and we were in position for attacks from the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
rerun - February 6, 2011, 12:52 pm

maybe because they are bust fighting the war on drugs? I think they are pro drugs
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 11:40 am

....and why are the mexicans not involved?
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 11:40 am

urban legend. back in the beginings of internet alot of stupid **** happened. rumor has it a hacker actually did make it in.
Anonymous2 - February 5, 2011, 1:10 am
Ah yes... WarGames. Back when it was believable that Matthew Broderick could hack in to play games with WOPR.


MIDNIGHT -




YOUR LEAVING MOTIFAKE? - Everyone here wishes you the best!


TAGS: moon feb 3rd
Rating: 3.13/5

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GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 12:39 pm
did someone switch the "Z" & "S" keys on your keyboard?
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 3, 2010, 12:32 pm
iz zat lambeau feild


NSFW WARNING SYSTEM - Canister to the dome With a tear gas chaser




Someone Always Loses -


TAGS: valentines day superbowl february loses
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - February 15, 2015, 7:57 pm
Sheer brilliance.


Grandma's House -


TAGS: grandma house haunted hoo hoo febreeze
Rating: 4.88/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 1, 2015, 2:10 pm
Are you kidding? High school kids will be holding drug and *** parties in there by candlelight.


What Goes Up -


TAGS: february calendar up away ***life plummet marriage
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - February 2, 2016, 5:11 pm
was it your ***life or you that plummeted teehee.
EmilioDumphque - February 2, 2016, 4:10 am
..once my wife found out about it.


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